Google hatches plans for world domination

Names for specialist search engines leaked ::

FOLLOWING the success of its spinoff search engine Froogle, Googlezilla has applied to trademark yet more specialised variants of itself. First to hit the Web will be:

Boogle - searching for information on failed dotcoms
Boogerle – search the contents of your nose
Broogle – find the nearest bar
Coogle – for pigeon fanciers
DoctorWhoogle - search engine for sci-fi geeks
Doogle – search for Magic Roundabout info
Floogle - find cold remedies fast!
Gloogle – search for adhesives
Goggle - Google for opticians
Google goo ga joob – searches for Beatles lyrics
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogoogoogoogle - search engine for Welsh people. (Best to bookmark this one)
Loogle – finds the nearest toilet
Moogle - for dairy farmers and synth players
OGOLEG - search engine for dyslexics
Poodgle - special Google version for pets
Poogle – similar to Loogle
Roogle – find the marsupial of your dreams
Roodgle - search engine for Tourette’s Syndrome sufferers
Soogle – for lawyers
Spinoogle – search for press releases
Timbuktoogle - find information on Africa
WMDoogle - search engine that doesn’t find anything
Yoogle – find information about yourself
Zoogle – where are those pesky penguins?

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